piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

by Richard Black May 8, 2005

HairDon't

When a HairDo turns bad it becomes a "HairDon't"

I just came back from the barber ... and look and my HairDon't.

by HvHvHv January 18, 2009

James Harden

Star basketball player for the Houston Rockets. Also known as the guy in the NBA with that outrageous beard. Until this dude can play defense and lead the Rockets to a championship, he'll never be on the same level as Hakeem's greatness and never on the same level as Yao's wisdom.

I could trust James Harden when the ball is in his hand. Can't say the same thing when he's on the other end of the court.

by jc4493 September 1, 2020

Haddon Township

A town in South Jersey that's not as nice as Haddonfield but not as bad as Collingswood. The school & sports system is very good. THE RUMORS ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT IN CEREAL IS NOT TRUE. There's not much to do here, so all the sluts, whores and emo people hang out around Primo Water Ice to look cool. We like our town but we don't necessarily like the people in it. Some people confuse Haddon Township with Haddonfield, where the people are rich, obnoxious snobs that think they're superior to everyone.

GO HAWKS!!

Haddon Township resident: HADDONFIELD, Y U NO ACT NORMAL??

Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????

by mypseudonymguys July 13, 2011

Hadron

A slang term for having an erection, or 'hard on'.
Derived from the similarity between 'hadron' from paricle physics, and 'hard on'.

"Q. What do you get if you cross an up quark with a down quark with a stange quark?
A. I'm not sure, but I think I've got a hardon!"

"Man, I've got a pure hadron."

by Team Baryon December 2, 2007

haddonfield

The best little suburban town south jersey has to offer. if you don't agree, then you just need to realize, that yes, we know we're better than you, and no, you'll never beat us.

Wow, their sports teams won every championship this year, they pulled a haddonfield

by Jersey's Hero May 15, 2006

wet harmonica

Anything you want it to be brother

I'm going to wet harmonica you up

by Lubemister69 December 17, 2013