Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

by PatPat Patterson June 12, 2018

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

Had sauce

Had sexual relations

They had sauce.

by Mamazfowbooyz February 21, 2018

Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

fin had

a fatherless child with buck teeth and his mother conveniently has no teeth her self is unemployed has no palls with a mega cool water cooling pc and his nose looks like a sail boat

wouldnt want to be a fin had

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025