great marlow

A school for spastics

Oh your from Marlow, what school do you go to?
Great Marlow
So you are retarded?

by chongged stick February 3, 2017

Great Adventure

most amazing amusement park in the world where locals who go every weekend have to put up with groups of whorish middle schoolers who think they are so cool. other people put down rides like kingda ka because they are jealous losers who wish the fastest coaster in the world came from their town! otherwise, its a great family friendly park! dont spell profanities, the workers will yell at you! also dont become angry with these workers as they continuously say "visual scan". it's their job.

whore 1: OMG IM LIKE 7
normal people: OMG WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
whore 2: shut up bitch, im 8!
normal people: this is my town you whore!
worker: great adventure is a family park!

by breadbox123 October 22, 2011

Great Expectations

An extremely boring novel by Charles Dickens, following the story of Pip, a little kid whose parents died. His sister, Ms. Joe and her husband Joe raise him. Ms. Joe is actually a fucking dick to Pip. I zoned out at this point but Pip went to Ms. Havisham’s mansion. Havisham is this crazy lady who was left at the altar and instead of getting over it, she stopped all of her clocks, never threw away the food and never took off her dress. She also had this adopted (i think) niece named Estella. Pip starts simping hard for estella, and again i zoned out but Pip was simping so hard that he followed estella to London. He became a douchebag to try and impress her, but his London joyride was running out of funds. When he found out who was giving him the money, it was some criminal he met in the very beginning of the book and instead of being grateful he was upset it wasn’t Havisham. Idk what happens after that but honestly i’m not looking forward to reading the rest.

“hey man wanna read great expectations”

“id rather fuck my dog”

by lowqua1itynerd January 23, 2020

great american

1.to be in agreement with Sean Hannity
2.caller on the Sean Hannity show.
3.a mocking term of right wing fanatics.

After the caller of the hannity show was done speaking Sean replied,"thank you for a great american."

by dave anderson October 31, 2004

The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.

When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.

by TaxMastersSuck January 21, 2011

The Great Dankening

The period of 2016-2020 starting from the murder of Harambe and ending with the election of 2020 in which the amount and quality of dank memes rose to meet the demands of meme hungry citizens.

Go on out and make some memes, Jimmy. With the Great Dankening in full-swing it's sure to be dank!

by Sherman Wolf November 17, 2016

Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.

The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019