This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.
by BagelMaster October 14, 2021
Get the Grand Risingmug. by evelynmae February 12, 2018
Get the Ariana Grandemug. A really really fucking good ass that makes you so fucking hard you could cut diamonds with your raging hard on.
by john balla March 11, 2015
Get the the grand canyonmug. by squirty girl April 21, 2012
Get the Grand Slammug. Well Ariana Grande is... THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL MEET, TALENTED, CUTE, BEAUTIFUL, SHE CAN WALK IN HIGH HEELS, DEFENDER OF ANIMALS, SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL AND IS ONE OF THE BEST FEMALE ICONS. IN CONCLUSION, I LOVE HER ♡
by myriibutterfly November 12, 2020
Get the Ariana Grandemug. the best human that exists who will snatch ur weave with her vocals. she gorgeous and has the CUTEST DOGS EVER and ofc we cant forget PIGGY SMALLZ 🥰 get well soon is definitely her best song but all of her songs are masterpieces
by arianastan1!1 August 26, 2019
Get the ariana grandemug. To awake one fine morn, and verily discover one's matress resembling a ordinance survey map with a rather warm chocolate log spread all over it as well as spew on your face and pillow.
"I do not think she will want to see me again after I came home totally ringbolted and grand slammed the bed, although your mum is a bit of a dirty slapper."
by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004
Get the grand slammug.