future fun

Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.

Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!

by lazyeddo April 23, 2010

future-fuck

(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.

(v) the act of...

He took you out again? Are you dating now..?

Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.

Well, free food for you then. Kudos.

by lemonlime99 May 21, 2011

Future Music Festival

A popular Australian music festival for teenagers- who are most likely too drunk to remember which music icon they're listening to. Scallywags.

"oh those Future Music Festival teens!"

by stefc May 23, 2014

Future butterfly

Your not high now but your going to get high and be a butterfly.

Future butterfly going to spend the day higher then high-Elliott Smith

by Kiggy May 28, 2018

daniels_futurewife

daniels_futurewife Is a weirdo who simps for daniel roleplay accounts and they need serious help. They need therapy. BAD.

Your acting like daniels_futurewife!

by daniel_acess June 24, 2021

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

new wave industrial cyber future froth

Really fresh futuristic cyber music that is so hot, almost sounds like a industrial disco on steroids. Froth is a surfer term that means a really dank wave. So this is like the dankest of all cyber music of all time future froth, if you will.

“Wow Jimmy!” Never heard new wave industrial cyber future froth before. This is great!

by Wokeamerican May 28, 2018