funcle

Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.

Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."

by suzytdogg October 23, 2006

funcle

A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.

My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.

by The Lawnboy May 15, 2007

Function

When a girl has intercourse with three guys from one fraternity.

"Courtney W hooked up with 3 Lambda Chi's in a week."

"Function status!"

by sororitysweety November 2, 2011

funcle

a female uncle (different than an aunt)

Luke: My uncle speaks 7 different languages!
Kseniya: Oh i'm so jealous i want to be your uncle
Luke: Post surgery I hope
Kseniya: No, im a funcle!

by lukeniya January 19, 2009

ass fincter

the long hole
expands, which you open blind wide and gets smaller

ass fincter says "what"

by bill clinton August 18, 2003

fuct

A way to write "FUCKED" that somehow isn't obscene.

"I'm fuct!"

by commonwealth1325 October 23, 2003

function

a girl who has slept with more than two members of a fraternity.

Julie is a TKE function - she slept with both Joe and Steve.

by lauren/tree June 4, 2005