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Impulse Fudge

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.
"Knock knock."
"Who's th-"
"Impulse fudge!"
by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009
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Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.
Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.
by Boohaha September 11, 2012
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fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.
I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face
by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009
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Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self
"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"
by Dick whettie spaghetti March 16, 2017
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Hot Fudge

When you pull out from anal and there is steaming leaking diarrhea on your penis. She then turns around and sucks it of your penis almost as if its hot fudge.
Yesterday, I got a large hot fudge.
by Superpawngthomas69 March 10, 2020
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fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.
"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.
by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011
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Fudge Muffle

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!
by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011
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