Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.

Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."

Mother Fucker Please by StumpEase November 9, 2010

sport-fucker 

1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.

2. A familiar greeting between friends.

"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."

"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"

sport-fucker by Chuck D. Bones March 6, 2008

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

Slut-Fucker 

One who fucks sluts.

He's such a slut-fucker!

Slut-Fucker by WYKDWAAZ June 17, 2004

taste my lightning, fucker! 

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".

"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*

taste my lightning, fucker! by The Desolate One April 18, 2008

pumpkin fucker 

One who thoroughly enjoys and engages in the activity of fucking pumpkins.

"I just saw Toby carve a hole in that pumpkin and stick his penis inside. What a pumpkin fucker"

pumpkin fucker by spoonlicker July 31, 2005

pancake fucker 

a girl who gets fucked by a guy with his dick stuck through a pancake and right when he is about to cum he pours maple syrup down her ass crack.

hey mike check out this video i made last night of your mom and I doing the pancake fucker.=

pancake fucker by pancakes MMM! July 4, 2009