Dutchen-Fucken

Taking someone to a coffee shop(Dutch Bros) for a quick date then back to someones place and fuck

Bro are you taking her on a Dutchen-Fucken or Netflix and chill?

by Sparkd20 January 30, 2019

Plaster fucked

someone who is definitely drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They have already met their limit and know they have met their limit but will not stop. They are definitely puking everywhere and are behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. They must not let their heart rate get low or they’re at risk of their body shutting down completely.

The other day my friend got so plaster fucked with multiple drugs that he was at the verge of shutting down completely and dying.

by XxbrainfuckxX August 28, 2019

flow fucker

someone who cuts other people waiting in line is one who fucks with the flow of a line.

Hey flow fucker, you just cut all 8 of us in line. You just fucked with the flow of this line.

by uabaycat09 May 7, 2020

State of Fuckedness

New Jersey

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009

Accelerando mother fucker

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.

That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.

by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017

We Done Fucked Up

The term that a group of people use when they fuck up really bad pravar

When pravar was born, his parents said “we done fucked up”

by Xx_BigDickPussyBoi69_xX March 10, 2019

The Crimson Fucker

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.

Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)

by Nemortul November 15, 2019