Douchus Fagus

A saying of Latin origin dating back to the days of the Gladiators. Commonly referred to a person who uses the word Douche too often.

Mona: Your such a Douche!
Ash: Huh?
Mona: DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE!!!
Ash: Douchus Fagus

by Mustang009 February 11, 2009

consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive

"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."

by jonny456321 February 19, 2009

Urban Failure

A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!

Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an urban failure!
No you are!

by Im Jesus bitch! Bow down to me July 12, 2009

Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.

I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.

by salsaboy719 January 10, 2011

Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

signal failure

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

by AshJ June 15, 2007

faggus

a variation of fag, used especially in foreign countries such as Afghakistan, and Japwan. it is also common in the state of alabaska.

that beiber kid is such a faggus!

by juana taquito February 8, 2012