Evan

Sexy ass dude with a giant cock that goes into your moms ass all of the time

Evan fuck my mom last night

Evan by Gfdyyhbggy October 29, 2019

Evan

Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges

Did you see him, he is such an Evan

Evan by evica November 5, 2019

Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.

Whats evan up to? SHEET METAL!

Evan by Kdangle November 8, 2019

Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

Evan by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.

Evan is a queer

Evan by Joey sense November 15, 2019

Evan

A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS

"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"

Evan by Willowside_aj November 15, 2019

Evan

Weird

Yo, dude! You're so Evan!

Evan by Gc830 October 16, 2019