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Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020
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December eight.

by LmaogiaeG December 7, 2021
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Sixty Eight Labubus

Something terrible or heavily disliked. Also can be typed as 68 Labubus
"Nah dude that's worse than sixty Eight Labubus."
by Enea Guarino September 15, 2025
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Aces and eights

Exclamation that something is exceedingly bad. (Referencing the poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok held when he was killed.)
I got laid off and someone cleaned out my bank account, aces and eights!
by Trenchbroomer October 16, 2025
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