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500 teeth dinosaur

The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. itโ€™s the 500 teeth dinosaur

Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
by Gradd November 29, 2022
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dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.
Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.
by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003
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Donosaur

A tall guy that has a big nose who thinks he's all that and sings bad songs in a bad voice. Gets made fun of a lot and doesn't do anything about it.
Haha, look at the big donosaur go by.
by T-Taing June 20, 2007
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Walked the fucking dinosaur

An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.

AKA The cowgirl position.
"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."
by Dmacattack93 August 21, 2011
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Scale of Dinosaurs

Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur
Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs
by funking re-re April 2, 2016
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Bingus ass dinosaur

Gai he do be prety gae
Adam: "Did you see bingus ass dinosaur he do be prety gai"
Jim: "yeah he do be prety gai"
by Zecnode November 16, 2020
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dinosaur train

DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜

Once upon a time there was a mom ๐Ÿคฑ
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon ๐Ÿคฉ
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching ๐Ÿ™‰
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
One by one her kids popped free ๐Ÿ‘ถ
Baby pteranodons, 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿคฉ
ILL NAME YOU TINY ๐Ÿค SHINY ๐Ÿ’Ž AND DON ๐Ÿ™„
But tiny said WAIT โœ‹ THERES ONE MORE MOM ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
The last little baby was a different size ๐Ÿฅด
With teeth ๐Ÿฆท a tail ๐Ÿˆ and big green eyes ๐Ÿ‘
He didnt look anything like the rest ๐Ÿ˜ญ
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
But dear old ๐Ÿง“ mrs. pterandon said ๐Ÿ—ฃ
This is your family ๐Ÿ‘ช and im your mom ๐Ÿคฐ we may be different ๐Ÿ˜” but we're all creatures ๐Ÿฆ– all dinosaurs have different features ๐Ÿคฉ
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION ๐Ÿ˜ผ
ILL GET US A TICKET ๐ŸŽŸ AT PTERANDON STATION ๐Ÿš‰
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD ๐ŸŒŽ IN SUNSHINE โ˜€ AND RAIN ๐ŸŒง
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE ๐Ÿคฉ

DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
WE'RE GONNA RIDE ๐Ÿ˜ (ride ๐Ÿ˜ ride ๐Ÿ˜ ride ๐Ÿ˜ ride ๐Ÿ˜)
THE DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool
by aarghh c coom arghh August 8, 2020
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