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mormon docking

The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.
(Nick): Molly and I tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.
by trust me, I am a docker. January 11, 2011
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docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.
by David Knapp January 15, 2003
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[Urban dicking]

Fucking while on the urban dictionary website looking up crazy weird sex acts that you will then perform.
"Last night we we're urban dicking and we came across 'the gomez' so i lifted her up and slammed her down....GOMEZ!!"
by Missy Miss November 19, 2007
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Docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
Sam and Gaz enjoyed docking immensely because of Sam's stretchy foreskin.
by Sgt Reaper June 1, 2016
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Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A Girl who grew up all her life unattractive until High School or College when she then "Blossomed" into a really hot girl. Unlike naturally pretty girls though, her self-esteem is pretty low (As it'll almost permanently be for life) but, she has a good heart, personality, and soul because that's all she could afford to have when she was unattractive. Also, any girl with UDS, will go out with any guy cause to her "Looks Doesn't Matter. As long as they have a good Sense of Humor." As long as they never realize that they're a Ten, they'll always be humbled and down to earth.
A girl with the Ugly Duckling Syndrome or UDS, is The Perfect Catch! She's a Perfect 10 both in and out and she'll do whatever you want her to do! She'll date anybody and could never do anything wrong to you because to her, she's lucky just to have you!
by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004
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Docking

When a foreskin is placed over a circumcised penis head for pleasure
Andy placed his foreskin over simons uncircumcised penis head for pleasure and Laura walked in and said 'what The! Oh you're just docking'
by Ofcourseimawinner September 6, 2019
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Rubber Duckin

The state of your penis before full erection. Half cocked to three fourths cocked. Pants with a slight bulge, not pitching a tent. Kinda half boner.

Can be used as Rubber Duck
I was up in the club rubber duckin.

I tried to stick it her ass but I was only rubber duckin.

I cant lift that my penis, I'm only rubber duckin right now.
by RobertDuckinIII July 4, 2009
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