Dry Horrors

the feeling you get down the back of your throat when you wake up, after consuming a shitload of piss the night before.

anyone got any water, i got the dry horrors.

by gumby 4300 August 27, 2008

Dry Plexin'

(v) To start trouble or engage in an argument or confrontation without a reason.

That fool keeps talkin' shit! I don't know why he's dry plexin' with me; I don't even know him.

by luckybunny42 December 29, 2009

dry balls

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.

Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls

by cannabis maximus for all January 11, 2006

dry root

when you simulate the act of sexual intercourse with another, but while one or more of the participants has articles of clothing covering/protecting their privates, thus causing frictional stimulation.

"hey stud, how'd it go with that 17 year old polish catholic girl last night?"

"well, i got her baps out but she wouldn't take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed testicles."

by thetrain November 10, 2006

Dry Spell

Where you go for a length of time over four months without getting any.

Noobs hasn't hooked up with anyone since october, she's in a dry spell.

by kevork March 7, 2008

Dry Eruption

A sexual act involving coating your penis in baking soda, then proceeding to fill your sexual partner's vagina with vinegar. You then fuck them, and cause a reaction to explode out of the vagina like a volcanic eruption. Then, you take a vacuum and quickly suck out the leftover liquid. After this, you engage in a Tony Danza. Good luck with your relationship after this

Originated by two crazy youngins in Kentucky. It is rumored that one had a hand in creating the Boner Howitzer.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally gave your sister the old Dry Eruption last night. She flipped shit!"

Guy 2: "WTF dude, that's extremely fucked up! I have to use that vacuum!"

by Bhowitz September 13, 2009

Dry Toast

This conversation is dry toast

Him : Whats up?
Her : Nothing much just at home relaxing watching tv
Him : Cool

Dry Toast

by Chikits May 28, 2020