saloon doors

Another term for well used beef curtains

Her saloon doors were well slack... she'd been around!

by Adz January 22, 2004

door nazi

A teacher or boss that is very strict about people getting in EXACTLY on time, almost always refuses to hand out bathroom passes, doesn't give you any real length of time for Lunch, and delights in writing you detentions or docking your pay for such infractions (just because he can). Refer to asshole or The Man for further information.

Man 1: God, Mr. Smith wouldn't let me go out for lunch AGAIN! He sucks!
Man 2: Yeah, Smith's an asshole! He's such a Door Nazi!
Man 1: You said it, dude!

by WelcomeToNowhere April 30, 2010

back-door

a word to describe cheap but dangerous medical procedures usually done in secret and often by an unlicensed surgeon

"We have a recent rectangular transection on the left occipital, some kind of back-door brain surgery"
-Dr. Heffner at Jigsaw's autopsy, Saw 4

Did you hear of the guy who died during a cheap, back-door liposuction? that surgeon didn't even have a license!

by butterfly on the wall August 6, 2009

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Cabin Door

The seal of your rectoanal sphincter between your descending colon and the outside world.

My squeaky cabin door kept me up all night after demolishing a bag of jalapeno potato chips.

by friday night October 9, 2009

Fuck doors

When the door hits you on the way out.

Me: *carrying a box out of door*
door: *I don't fuckin think so*
Me:*hit by door* "Fuck Doors".

by Babykikeh December 4, 2018

door watching

1. Watching a door

2. Standing at an open door watching something on the other side of such door, such as the TV, person across the street, your mom.

1. Shit! I thought I just saw that door move! I better keep an eye on it.

2. I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy by door watching.

by perennialartist June 18, 2007