lookies dookie

Common among male swimmers, lookies dookie is a serious medical condition that includes symptoms such as: excessive hair growth, improper grammar usage, pale skin, over-confidence, and a failing sense of humor, ending in the subsequent growth of a mangina/m-ussy.

Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.

Caesar: Did you see that guy's status update? I could have sword int was written by a Pre-Schooler.

Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.

C: What?! How serious?

J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...

by see-see October 21, 2010

dookie-blaster

"dookie-blaster"; otherwise known as a "fudge-packer" or "ass-pirate".

not to be confused with GreenDay.

"I was walking down the alley and noticed this dookie blaster hammering away at his gay lover."

by Azathoth September 29, 2004

dooky booty

Name for a girl who has ever shit herself after having anal sex.

You don't want to go back door on her, I hear she has dooky booty!

by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

dookie wok

The toilet, where you drop mad dookies.

I snagged a huge deuce in the dookie wok.

by Cerberuspup September 23, 2005

Dickie-Dookie

1. verb: to masturbate while in the process of defecating in a public restroom stall, generally referring to a man (dickie-dookying, dickie-dookies, dickie-dookied)
2. noun: the act of dickie-dookying
3. noun: a derogatory term for somebody with a reputation for taking too long in a public restroom stall

1. "Be right back, guys, I gotta go dickie-dookie."

2. "Hang on, I'm in the middle of a good dickie-dookie."

3. "Man, I hate that guy. He's such a dickie-dookie."

by Amish Hobbit October 8, 2014

Dookie Cheese

When something you don’t like is happening.

“Bruh that was complete dookie cheese”

by BasketBall built Head February 13, 2020

dookie dog

1. Blasting a dookie(usually taking the form of explosive diarrhea) on a man's penis, then eating it off.

2. Accidentally releasing your bowels onto your partner's genetalia during sex.

Dwanda gave me a wicked dookie dog last night.

by Grand Master Funkalicious October 3, 2004