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dookie balls

The little pebbly balls of feces that you expel from your anus. Usually used out of frustration instead of profanity.
"Oh no, I'm late for work ! Dookie balls" !!!
by PlAj $nip October 10, 2007
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DOOKIE LINKS

jamal's dookie links go great with his new gold-capped front teeth
by le roi the wigger June 23, 2003
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Dookie

Term of endearment of the deepest of love.
Jesse: I love you, Dookie.
Christina: Aww, thanks midget face.!
by Fro Nasty August 27, 2016
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aqua doody

The act of shitting in a toilet then quickly picking it out and shoving it inside your partners anus or vagina. Then jump in a 360 whilst you scream "AQUA DOODY".
I had Indian food and pulled a gnarly aqua doody with my sister.
by Thrusty Puss February 22, 2014
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dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.
1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
by dookied July 23, 2006
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Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
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Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.
"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."
by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008
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