Codger Dodger

An elderly gentleman trying to retain his youth.

That codger dodger works out everyday. He looks amazingly young.

by Brumleyprunk June 28, 2022

Done the dodge

When one leaves the party earlier than expected, or falls asleep due to excessive consumption of alcohol & drugs. Where a friend leaves a Party of friend's due to his/her own stupidity or a chance of a legover. Where one will be punished by the masses until the dodging is done.

Me: 'i cant believe that Pheonix has gone back to his tent'
Pad: 'oh no Pheonix has done the dodge!
Crowd: (chanting to the mellow beats of the bongo drum)'PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE! PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE!(repeated many times until the culprit emerges from his pit)'

Me: 'Where has Pad gone?'
Becca: 'he has done the dodge to the DEATH HOUSE'
Me; 'the dodgy fucker'

by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007

drop and dodge

The act of dodging the splash of the toilet water after aggressively dropping a "bomb" of a poop. The poop was likely brought on by a large consumption of food of the greasy, spicy, and/or protein rich variety (or just gluten?). The use of this technique applies to the home or public facilities, but especially porta-potties in an attempt to avoid the "blue burn".

(P1) "Man I had the worst case of blue burn from crapping in a porta-potty the other day" ... (P2) "Dude ... just drop and dodge ... you get extra time delay in a porta-potty".

by Fecal Pharoah October 8, 2017

Apollo's Dodgeball

Oft used upon the Social media platform Tbumblr. References the fact that occasionally someone will make a post detailing some event in jest, only for it to later cum true.

Person 1: Hey, wouldn't it be funny for someone to make a rocket composed of cheese?
Someone makes a rocket composed of cheese
Person 2: Wow, Person 1 really got hit by Apollo's Dodgeball.

by pootsoozt June 29, 2023

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

by Jeff Travers April 11, 2003

Dodge Stratus

A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.

Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!

by Cloudcarman July 1, 2011

salad dodger

A person who is overweight.

Kelly Clarkston is a total salad dodger.

by muffon August 31, 2006