Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

Dirt Nigger

how to call hispanics the n word, same way black people are called the plain and simple hard r and arabic people are called sand niggers, dirt nigger is what to call mexicans or anything below the rio grande (we all know THEYRE the same thing anyways)

KKK MEETING

KKK1 : "What a spic"

KKK2: "Actually thats an old term, the grand master dragon wizard said from now on we call them dirt niggers"

by SuperSpaceAids November 27, 2021

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

detroit dirt

The shittiest weed known to man

"Hey man this weed is great, try it"

"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."

by Tyreese Reggins September 21, 2014

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020