Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

Dink Flexing by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

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Dink Fart

Dink fart refers to when an object, food, or drink has a odor similar to that of vomit,

Ewwww.. that shit smells like dink fart bro!!

Dink Fart by 9x7T August 2, 2023

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dink bink

dink bink is when you say thanks to someone but you REALLY mean it

gerald: "dink bink joe!"

joe: "wow you really mean it!"

dink bink by ilovemyboyfriend420 December 12, 2023

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dink doink

My favorite (crypto) coin

"Dink Doink, you're my favorite coin"

dink doink by Mewples June 15, 2024

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Dink Sucking

Sucking a limp penis. Bonus points if said penis was previously in sweaty gym shorts.

They had a dink sucking competition.

Dink Sucking by merlia108 April 30, 2026

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rinky-dink

Worthless, badly made, cheap, non-functioning crap, broke down, shitty, the opposite of bling

That rinky-dink car my ex left me ain't worth crap.

rinky-dink by mruptownman October 10, 2010

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Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

Finkle Dink by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

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