Diladunclorus

1. A profound case and mutation of a wienerschism in which the testicles bend upwards and circumnavigate around a masculine pipeland towards their bellybutton until the rectum tightens.

2. A permanent and lasting Diladunclorus.

Jim over there has been diagnosed with the Diladunclorus.

I have a diladunclorus.

by Duck of the Luck October 20, 2025

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sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018

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torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy

Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022

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Kek dila

Used as an alternative to lol. Best when target audience is russian

Guy 1> Guys I love chicken
Guy 2> Kek dila homie!
Guy 3 and Guy1 ? haha

by Lorgul October 10, 2023

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News Dilation

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."

"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."

by Someguyinthealleyway March 21, 2025

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