A true blow job. Her (or his, depending on what you're into) mouth on the shaft, hand cupping the sack, and thumb up the ass. The Real Deal.
Max: "Yo did you get your dick sucked last night?"
Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."
Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."
by rob rob6969 October 29, 2008
a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.
my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.
by mCcloud April 10, 2008
When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).
Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.
by Alexander0000 September 15, 2008
Your female FWB blurts out that she loves you during sex and then sheepishly looks away says nothing after. You look at her knowing that "we're not deal".
by gundog October 07, 2013
an annoying term used by telemarketers to get a call through the receptionist, typically in the automotive industry
by urbdict-definer May 31, 2017
To die. Based loosely on the biblical passage Isaiah 33:1
"As soon as you cease to deal treacherously, others will deal treacherously with you."
"As soon as you cease to deal treacherously, others will deal treacherously with you."
That runaway truck ramp is made to protect the load not the driver. After that instant deceleration, the driver would surely cease to deal.
by Katatetori February 08, 2009
Johnny: Did you see that skeezy ho last night at the party?
Billy: Ya dude, that bitch let me shit on her chest!
Johnny: That's the good deal.
Billy: Ya dude, that bitch let me shit on her chest!
Johnny: That's the good deal.
by green duck butter November 22, 2016