Dale

Fat, worthless, self-absorbed, diabetic, cheap, fat,stupid, slave driving, wife abusing, cock sucking, bucked toothed, fat, cockbrella-ed, mindless, kidney stone passing, idiot of a boss. Oh, and did I mention fat?

Employee 1: "Dale is coming to supervise today."

Employee 2: "AHHHHH, FUCK!!!"

by shtkikr February 3, 2010

Dale

A gay fucking douche-cunt who likes big dicks and sweaty balls in his mouth.

Dale: Hey dude you want to come over to my place?

Guy: Yea sure. What are we going to do?

Dale: I don't know but, we will think of something as soon as we get to my place.

Guy: Alrite.

Dale: Hey I thought of something.

Guy: What is it.

Dale: Let me get your BIG penis and BIG SWEATY BALLS in my mouth and ass hole.

by The Awesome Beast February 14, 2010

Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.

Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"

by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010

Dale

The BIGGEST homosexual ever, he loves boys and has kids in his basement

"Dam bro, dale must have bought more 6 year old girls for his basement again"

by Dale has a small Willy June 29, 2020

Pulled a Dale

The act of calling your girlfriend, who is 7 months pregnant while she on bed rest in the hospital, to end your relationship with no real explanation. The Dale will then proceed to get herpes, move in with a whore and use drugs.

"Did you hear? Ryan pulled a Dale! "

"No way! What an unbelievable asshole!"

by Zzzxzxx May 30, 2017

Dale Carnegie people

People who sermonize on and on, so that you want to fucking kill them.

Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."

Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.

Anyone can become one of "Dale Carnegie people" if they start to moralize very annoyingly.
Dale Carnegie himself.

by Jared Cash February 24, 2014

Dale

Your friend that has a sign of autism and has a mental capacity of an 8 year. This person demonstrates marks of weakness to simple tricks and can be easily amused. A "Dale" is your typical feeble-minded friend.

Do you see that Dale over there screaming at all the fish in the aquarium.

by futureself May 9, 2019