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Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
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cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team
The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year
by not jason kidd April 10, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The 12 Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>
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Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016
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<.7.9.7.6.>A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine<.7.9.7.6.>
by exereravileexe@gmail.com July 24, 2025
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Cuban drug dealer

A drug dealer with a floral shirt and sells cocaine
Yo lookit Violet shes a cuban drug dealer
by fuucckklyfe June 12, 2016
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