Puerto Cuban

The result of a Puerto Rican father and a Cuban mother. Thus, making the child Puerto Rican and Cuban, or Puerto Cuban.

Contrary to popular belief, Puerto Cubans are NOT the same as Cuba Ricans.

by Felipe A. April 28, 2005

White Cuban

A person from Cuba who is white, has white skin, is mostly of European decent but speaks Spanish. This also applies to any white Hispanic.

Person 1: Are you Cuban/Hispanic or white?

Person 2: I'm a white Cuban/Hispanic, you ignorant!!!!

by TheCubanGirl May 22, 2009

goin cuban

when you want to roll the next blunt or L

im goin cuban ok man but it best be tight

by MylesB April 1, 2008

Roof Cuban

a person who camps on a roof in an First Person Shooter

"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"

Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!

by SovietYurik November 15, 2010

Soggy Cuban

When two fuck partners put Cuban cigars up each other’s assess and smoke them analy

Hey baby wanna have a soggy Cuban

by Lil dick cheese August 7, 2018

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018

pocket cuban

A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.

Maritza, you're my favorite Pocket Cuban!

*holds open pocket*
Hop in, we're going shopping.

by LexiStripes November 8, 2018