Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.

“Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker”

by bluecheese yeah yeah yeah May 21, 2020

Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.

When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!

by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg September 20, 2016

Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.

Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010

crusty mcfinkster

a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"

The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.

by crusty March 30, 2003

Crusty Buthole

Disease contracted only by cats, causing them to have crust grown on thier buthole. It is a very common and good kind of illness, because when the cat uses the litter box, the crust is moved around the buthole as the poop comes out, resulting in the cat kicking his back legs up from the tickle of the moving crust and ensuring the cover up of it's poop.

Phil said "My house doesn't stink as much since my cat contracted crusty buthole".

Rilo replied "Oh yeah, they cover it up every time they use it, my cats the same way".

by Chaddog January 1, 2010