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Thought crossed

When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.
Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.

Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...

Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.
by Jagwyer May 27, 2010
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Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.
Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.
by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008
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FJ Cross

A martial arts technique in which one neutralizes their opponent, and then, having secured a dominant position and ensured that the opponent is thoroughly subdued, proceeds to massage the opponents genitals using their feet. A popular move amongst practitioners of Krav Maga as it is potentially lethal when used in a bare foot situation.
"I tried throwing a few punches, but she came at me with an FJ cross!"
"troll'd m8."
by Dirk Kensington September 8, 2013
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Animal Crossing

1. A Game Where The Evil Tom Nook Puts You In Debt And Makes You Pay Taxes

2. Child Labour

3. A Relaxing Family Friendly Game That Is Like Real Life Without The Rona Virus
I'm Gonna Hold You At Gunpoint If You Don't Play Animal Crossing
by Meme_Reaper January 5, 2021
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Ghetto Cross

Verb, act of riding a downhill mountain bike in a urban center.

"Ghetto - X" " Urban Assault "
" you up for some ghetto cross? "
by SuperTim100 October 11, 2011
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cross holidation

The act of leaving up holiday decorations so long that decorations for upcoming holidays are up at the same time.
Halloween decorations up through Thanksgiving, or even worse, Christmas is worse than any other cross holidation.
by Trebleclef44 January 10, 2014
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Cross Cuntamination

When a man is having sex with two or more women and pulls directly out of one and penetrates the other without rinsing his penis or condom. Seen in many porn flicks.
Wow! That orgy scene had massive amounts of cross cuntamination going on! I bet everyone's genitals rotted out after filming!
by Detr September 6, 2013
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