Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”
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Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
by Craven Moorehead October 24, 2022
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Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
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Reverse Creampie

When a woman carrying semen inside her vagina from a recent creampie has intercourse with another men and his penis gets covered in that semen.
I ain't having an orgie with my homies. I hate to get reverse creampied by the hoe who fucked my brother.
by GreekYoghurt69 April 05, 2023
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cadbury creampie

when a girl shits as you creampie here
by Lord Asteroth February 18, 2018
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Fazbear Creampie

Spending five nights of continuous rough gay anal sex in the ass by force
Scott: Man, Noah gave me a fazbear creampie this week
by Frederick Faber November 09, 2023
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