Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 10, 2018

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

Cross Country

The legends who wake up before the football team. Getting no recognition, they keep going anyways, even injured. The sweat and dust won’t bother them, however 10 push-ups will make them want to quit and die.

Sam: Our Cross Country workouts are so long…
Betsy: Ikr I wish I was a sprinter:(

by sussybaka1000000 December 14, 2021

country squash

A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.

Susan sure is a country squash!

by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017

country creeper

A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.

Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.

Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.

by Greekling October 6, 2019

Broncos Country

The act of riding the tiny dick of russel wilson. believing your going to the superbowl because of him. but then end up going 5-12

Broncos country... lets ride to 5-12

by broncosrider November 1, 2023