mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

convertablization

a state of being very convertable. used to describe the convertableness of convertables.

"the convertable is very spacey and open due to it's convertablization."

by Y1337S June 14, 2007

convection oven

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.

I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.

by cluf February 23, 2010

Content

not wanting more or anything else

I am content with what I have.

by Lady Amalthea May 31, 2009

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

convenience friend

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

by Elizabeth Jordane August 8, 2006