Colorado

The state that is wayyy better than California. No matter what those definitions say. I mean, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Colorado Sunrise.

Colorado is the absolute best.

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows October 5, 2019

Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know

When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky

by Big Benoit July 1, 2023

colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

by biggrizz August 2, 2014

colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.

My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.

by JPootLovato July 8, 2022

Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Young Voices of Colorado

Young voices of Colorado is a fairly terrible choir housed by depressed children. Especially the signature gorls as they are yelled at daily.

Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.

by MavenLives August 5, 2021

Colorado

A state that is run by liberal communist motherfuckers who let fascism go on in their state

I cannot stand Colorado, there’s no fucking freedom in that state! They also want to take Trump off the 2024 ballot! - Josh

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023