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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
mugGet the cock blockmug.

Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
mugGet the Cock Blockedmug.

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out
You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry
by ovlavla July 2, 2016
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