clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!
by jnichols5 August 12, 2023
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clay girl

A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay
OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly
by School Identifier November 13, 2020
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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.
by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022
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Mehki Clay

Mehki is a big ass bitch and smells like his mother's cum and tries to act Japanese by watching hentai
by My guy im always right October 24, 2019
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tinkle clay

tinkle clay is when you see a really attractive person in public and you go up to greet them and it becomes awkward, so you say ill be for you baby, just need to go get some tinkle clay which means a way to get out of a situation. keep in mind, you can only use this word in singapore.
"HI"
"hello"
...
"okay well ill be back need to go get some TINKLE CLAY"
by yoimemma August 02, 2018
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stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads
"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"
by Baby girll_x August 31, 2015
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