chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014

Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.

Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.

by Tiny nips August 30, 2013

chinesed it up

Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.

Duvie, took all the meat out of the beef and beans at the buffet. He just Chinesed it up.

by Word that make you laugh October 22, 2020

Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.

Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.

by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021

Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021

Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.

Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.

by YYHeff January 19, 2011

Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second

"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"

by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021