Chili Dogging

When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.

Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.

by ThefriendlyTaco May 3, 2017

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chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

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Greenlee Chili

A delicious variation of Texas chili resplendent with various types of beans and chock-full of tomatoes (and even sweet potatoes if you are feisty). Usually served with avocado, green onions and sour cream. Generally considered the official food Texas Libertarians.

My good pal Chuck cooked up some fantastic Greenlee Chili on his electric range.

by Tiz_the_Lawyer October 21, 2020

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Chili Pussy

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.

Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.

by hel112570 July 23, 2016

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Ciancaglini Chili

A fictional dish that consists of Cincinnati Skyline Chili but with Swedish Fish sprinkled on top. Made famous by doofus/political candidate Billy Ciancaglini during the 2019 Philadelphia, PA Mayoral election.

"I'm the top stromboli! You losers will be eating Ciancaglini Chili for the next 3 years!"

by Billy4Philly July 16, 2019

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