Chandler

Usually a tall blonde and handsome percussionist with the attitude of a black woman. Hailing from the ghettos of Candy Land, his hobbies may include getting down with his bad self, romping and fishing. Among his interests are searching for land mines, taking pictures of fire hydrants, and exposing himself to strangers. Chandlers are most famous for creating and incorperating the term Bendered into the American language. His most common nickname is C-town. He is also familiarized as skinnylicious. His favorite place in the world is Bernadette and he usually has a thing for Lexie.

Boy, that Chandler has a way with the colored women!

by Team Mongoose April 28, 2012

chandler effect

When you are Nailing a girl from behind and you stick ur thumb in her rectum

Holy shit, did you here that Bob gave Stacy the Chandler effect, and she loved it

by antonio mauro July 11, 2006

swinging chandelier

When a girl is on her stomach, tying her both arms and legs together behind her into one large knot. Then hanging her from the ceiling. Preferably done so a bed is underneath (in case the roof caves in)
Then, swinging her back and forth so that as she swings forward, her mouth goes onto one guys penis. The guy thrusts with his dick and "passes her to the other guy and as she swings back the other guy is there and he puts his penis into her vagina or into her ass.

"Let's give her the swinging chandelier"
"Alright, make sure this time you pass her to me, though"

by Llamapalooza October 17, 2008

Chandler

Noun: Very nice blonde girl that likes to get on her knees.
Verb: To get to a base with said girl.

Wow. She was just so horny that i chandlered it to third base.

by detitdoit December 9, 2008

Chandler

Ridiculously low commission voucher on a pre-owned car sale.

Hey bud, did you sell that M5?" "Yep, but I got a Chandler on it, so you didn't miss out on anything good.

by Sales Ninja March 22, 2011

chander

a little cunt.

guy 1: did chelsea just pussy slap you?
guy 2: yeah shes such a chander.

by spewkyboi October 25, 2018

Milam Chandler

A person with a picture of a squirrel with a bazooka as his facebook picture. He is amazingly good at calculus and brawl. Starbucks coffee flows through his veins, yet even with all that caffeine he still sleeps 15 hours a day. He's a funny guy and Minnie loves him...and the number 7.

Milam Chandler is like a pseudo-jesus of starbucks and is also kind of a calculus whore.

by ZehnJLi April 3, 2009