Bear Cave

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...

I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....

by Jamesaddiction February 12, 2021

cave tan

noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see basement dweller

John- Damn, look at Tim, hes white as shit!
Tom- Yeah, he jot got the new COD, hes working on his cave tan.

by pyromanicaldude May 5, 2011

so cave

1. Very outdated.

2. Anything that is poor taste and lacks common decency.

His smart phone is so cave.

His table manners are so cave.

by Not a Philistine October 1, 2016

Cave dweller

A person who doesn't get out much or at all. Very commonly a gamer. Can also be a person who simply feels like he/she doesn't really add up with people.

Person: You need to get out more, you're such a cave dweller!

Cave dweller: Whatever... *proceeds to play Dota, lol and wow*

by Philosoraptr June 16, 2015

Cave Troll

An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.

Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.

by Lee Bowyer June 23, 2010

Cave sisters

Two or more females whom had sexual relations with the same male partner.

Whoa, you slept with Matt too?! Now we are cave sisters!

by Juhit March 2, 2011

cave creatures

general name: "boy"
- rumoured to live in the water because nobody actually ever sees them.
- walk on hands
- have curious web like feet
- often lurke around corners ready to pounce
- dirty
- evil, skank, hoes
- boys eat beets.
- if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented
May Cause:
- lies
- lack of spelling skillz
- dilusionalism
- cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. Be aware. Another reason not to look directly at "them"

Marie: Is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?
Answer: FALSE. refer to basilisk safety procedures. Proceed with caution.

by JAM9873937592 June 21, 2008