king of the empty castle syndrome

A type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability. Takes the attitude of "I want to be the best thing that's ever happened to a woman's vagina and if she's had anyone else, then I won't be."

"Did you ever hook up with that one guy?"
"Nah, he didn't want me, he found out I'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome."

by LittleSallySparrow June 22, 2012

Sorry but the princess is in another castle

What you get for saving toad.

What toad says to you after you that fat turtle's ass.

Mario: FINNALY I'm done that green, fire spitting fat as turtle.

Toad: Sorry but the princess is in another castle.

Mario: Fuck you toad.

by Peach; Toadstool February 25, 2017

New Castle Hose Fucking

Shoving a hose up someone's ass and turning the water on while having sex.

Damn, that girl got freaky when I gave her a new castle hose fucking.

by annamanna February 6, 2010

Blacksmith from Castle Crashers

He's Purple

"Hey, you wanna play Castle Crashers?"

"Yeah, I call Blacksmith"

"Who, the purple guy?"

"Yeah him, the Blacksmith from Castle Crashers"

"...Why'd you say it like that?"

by wajmztgi December 20, 2020

motte and bailey castle

YOUR MUM sucks cocklots nicely

YOU R MUMS HOT very motte and bailey castle

by lake3333 December 9, 2007

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

The greatest movie in the history of the world. If you are Asian, from New Jersey, Jewish, or smoke weed, you will definitely love this movie. But even if you don't, you will still love it, because it is the funniest movie of all time.

Cool Person: Guess what?
Loser: What?
Cool Person: I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle twice in the past 24 hours. And then I went to white castle.
Loser: Oh.

by i_love_jew_fros August 18, 2004

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Title of the best movie ever.

Harold and Kumar kick ass.

by White Sox Rule July 14, 2004