Carted

When you cough and fart at the same time

Ops - I just carted, my bad! :)

by Jallenna December 2, 2022

gar cart

When drunk or high, deciding to go go carting.

Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome

by me 26 August 26, 2007

cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

Take the cart

The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten those sketchy shrimp tacos, now I need to take the cart!

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Cart killer

Someone who finishes a cannabis oil cartridge in less than 5 days.

Dude I really need to chill I’m on my second cart of the week.

You’re a cart killer.

by jmoneyswagboner March 15, 2023

Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.

Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.

by 2JayZ__ August 21, 2022

Cart Gazing

While shopping, checking out other ppls carts to see what items they have and discussing what they may be using the items for.

At WalMart, I was cart gazing this guy who was purchasing huge batteries and anti-itch cream. It's 2am?

by RChatty August 30, 2019