capricorn

one of the best zodiac signs. no question.

muah

new person: “hey do you know caden?”
me: “yeah, he’s so sweet and he’s a capricorn :)”
new person: “oh i want him to fuck me”

by sc78 February 14, 2021

jenna capri coombs

The worst human being alive. She's gross, vile, ugly and nothing about her is attractive. She loves to party and drink alcohol.

Jenna Capri Coombs is ugly, but dayum she can paaaaartyyy!

by Weeeeeee.55555719 October 9, 2015

leo and capricorn

A perfect combination. Leos, find yourself a capricorn girl. She's a sex goddess ;)

Virgo: Damn Leo, I wish I had a Capricorn gf.
Leo: Well too bad, I already have one. She's an amazing person and a fucking sex machine.
Virgo: Leo and Capricorn, soulmates damn.

by adriswife June 28, 2017

Sharing is Caring

A circle of trust where secrets can be told without fear of them being retold to the wrong people. A safe place whose members only expectations are complete discretion outside of the circle and complete indiscretion inside the circle.

This is what it is not:
Girl: Why were all you guys looking at me in the eating hall?
Guy: Its because we were talking about how this kid totally gave you the piledriver last weekend.

by S.L. February 3, 2005

captin halitosis

Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.

theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis

by peedy dogg March 27, 2009

cappin

Within the context of cussing out someone, out-talking/smarting them; all in the sense to make them look stupid or wrong. Literally "restrains" them from having anything else to say.

Origin:

(1) Cappin like a bottle cap, shuttin you up.
(2) Breakin yo legs, handi"cappin" yo ass, you is now defenseless, can't do any other shit.

Person 1: The fuck am i writin for a large audience for? Like where the fuck would I have tried to name my friends in defining this definition and shit?
Person 2: Dude, why are you tryin to cap on Urban Dictionary? Stop cappin on em.

by DEEEL April 16, 2015

Capri sun

The art of sniffing somones finger after they dipped it in their asshole

I was scratching my asshole and he gave me a capri sun

by BBC Steve Harvey 69 April 16, 2020