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Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.
Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.
by ColbertMD February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.
I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert
by wigfield84 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.
The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.
by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010
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canada's history

all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.

Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.
by omeezy_4_sheezy February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A completely Deprived Sex act including: moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This act is so repulsive that people refuse to describe the horrors that unfold when it is performed. It has been left a mystery except for those sick few who have tried it, or have performed it. The only clue we have to what this entails is the rumor that "The hardest part is putting it all in." This is absolutely Grotesque!

This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
Sex in a dumpster with moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup; and petophillia, necrophillia, coprophilia, bestiality, Rape, incest, bondage, S&M, extreme violence, torture, disemboweling and ending in murder.

Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
by E.A.B.♥Steven Colbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.
You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.
by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.
We did Canada's History all night long.
by Bearssss February 6, 2010
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