Cabbage Fest

Sister to the term sausage fest, a cabbage fest is a Party, or Alcohol-Driven even mostly consisting of Female visitors, usually quite annoyed that there isn't a greater presence of Men around. Usually quite good for blokes though, as the chance of pulling has just gone very much in their way.

Girl 1: Oh girls, can't believe this, it's a cabbage fest in here!

Girl 2: Yeah, can't believe this!

Guy 1: Ey Ladies :D

by Russ Bishop March 12, 2007

Cabbage

A person who can withstand cold temperatures.

Dude! Look at her stand in the snow in a bikini! She's such a cabbage!

by OrangeDweeb January 24, 2004

cabbage

Shorter kind of disgustingly cabbagey type of person... residing in a town called Orangeville... very awkward almost all of the time... enjoys purposely spilling beer on undeserving people's pants making it look like they pissed themselves... May come attatched to a cabbage string!

HEY CABBAGE JUST POURED BEER ON MATTY'S PANTS FOR NO REASON.... delete that picture (the string is showing)...

by Sanchez Mcgee March 2, 2005

Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.

you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.

by elle088 October 20, 2010

cabbage patch

A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.

1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...

by Alotafagina May 14, 2006

Muff Cabbage

Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.

Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.

by Kyle's Twin December 30, 2012

cabbage kicker

n wales. an inbred person. usually seen wearing wellies or driving tractors, generally reluctant to converse in english. often a welsh nationalist who will hold extremely negative veiws on any indivdual not immediately connected to him/herself by either culture or language. always suspicious of 'outsiders'.

D:'that fella was a proper cabbage kicker! see the way he looked at us for speaking english!'
P:'yeah, f***in joskins do my nut in!'

by Dayv _B June 24, 2007