Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole

Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Far

Such as Warm/Humid weather is described as close Cold weather is described as Far

Chrilt: "Wow this weather's cold"

Binkle: "Don't you mean it's Far?"

by BigWizard420 June 18, 2025

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

not far

Much further than any regular human would consider close, a short distance or not far

Person 1: How far away is the pub?

Person 2 :Not far
Person 1: Are we there yet?
Person 2: about 5 more Kilometres yet....

by fester2001 March 2, 2023

Too Far

Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth

I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.

by Emmit December 22, 2022

How Far

How Far meaning: It is a slang that originated from Nigeria that means a lot of things, depending on the expression and usage. E.g how far can be a greeting to someone, it can also be an update to a previous conversation and likewise well-being of a person. It does not have a single meaning.

How far with male’? Babe how far now, I still dey wait.

by Nashar October 7, 2023

Too far

That, that right there

That was Too far man

by Moddn July 18, 2021