Boris

An abnormally large, deformed, and hairy penis

I saw a russian horse master lurking down the hallway, and he had a huge boris protruding from his pants.

by Rosey D November 27, 2007

Borientation

The first day of work with a new employer, often involves hours of Human Resources psycho babble that doesn’t even pertain to your new position, leading to boredom beyond belief!

Kand: "Hey Shari, how do you like the new job?"

Shari: "I really hope this job is for me, because I don't think I can handle another borientation"

by Seahawkassault May 28, 2009

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009

Boris

The most beautiful boog ever created. A sweet angel muffin with a mole on the side of his nose. A most powerful asian man. He has the voice of an angel and the body of a Greek god. When you see him it is only natural to gasp. Will treat his girlfriend right.

I saw Boris yesterday walking down the street and I stopped in my tracks. He was stunning.

I heard Boris sing last weekend and I almost cried all my tears. What a talented boy.

by Stargirl16 July 3, 2019

Boring

Me starting to write real defenitions for real words.

“Im boring” (really i am)

by Darkness666 November 22, 2020

boris

a word you can use for when you need to poo :)

person one: hey man, I'm just going to go and drop a Boris, call back later

by imwearingaredjumper February 17, 2021

Un-boring

Ikea
see boring

The Ikea store, with its stupid funiture and lamps was very Un-Boring

by brahm2 September 28, 2003