Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new
jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse
by edward houssein November 19, 2007
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strawberry blumpkin

Eating out a female when she is on her period while she is taking a shit.
Chuck gave Carla a strawberry blumpkin
by Tim jr February 08, 2011
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Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.
by iron_city_ap December 24, 2010
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Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while on the toilet eating chicken wings.
My pig girlfriend asked if I would like a Buffalo Blumpkin.
by Sex Actz March 27, 2019
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Blumpkin Tuesdays

Where Blumpkin is repeatedly performed.

Usually takes place on the second day of the week.

Not exempt from Bank Holidays
"Hey! I just loooove Blumpkin Tuesdays!"
by 69 eds '[-00 January 09, 2009
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Space Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while space docking.(getting a blow job while shitting into a vagina)
Alec, Adam and Kajsa all worked together to perform the Space Blumpkin

The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins
by Annonymous Homo January 31, 2009
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blumpkin dumpkin

When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates
Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin
by bully1 September 12, 2006
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