bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

Ring Bling

A ring

People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"

by Whatever! September 24, 2008

BLING BLING

Crack cocaine.

Yo! I need something to make me feel good! You know what I'm saying? I need to feel good!

Bling bling might do the trick. Nickel or two?

by Biff Spigler October 15, 2022

Bling-bling house

The Trump Tower in New York City where President Donald Trump will spend much of his time in office. The White House is nice, but it doesn't compare to the bling-bling of marble floors, crystal chandeliers and gold everything in Trump Tower. Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, make America great again, President Trump, U.S. President

I know the White House has a lot of history, but wouldn't you rather be Commander in Chief in the Bling-bling House. What's that? Trump Tower, baby!

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2016

blinge

Pierced female genitals.

-What you up to later?
-Gonna try and get some of this tarnish off my blinge, makes my vag taste like sheet metal.

by spoon10101 August 3, 2009

James bling

Very rich simswapper, has many OG's and multiple luxury watches

Kid on rox: "Yoo do you know james bling"

Larp nigga: "Yoo yea he's my fav simmer"

by dkqwodqkqwkowk112 August 19, 2024