Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.

person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.

by STSgaming June 25, 2016

Special blend

A mix of two or more different kinds of weed strands being shredded and combined to, from there, be smoked until you get a special level of high.

" I have one strand of weed"

"I have a different stand of weed, we should combine them and make a special blend"

Also see "triple cheese blend".

by Majajory November 20, 2016

Brick in a Blender

A phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination. It is malleable so that you can make it mean whatever you want.

Geez Bill, you look like a brick in a blender!

Did Kathy do a brick in a blender with you?

by TheRaptor$ October 28, 2011

Fiddle Um Bends

Fiddle {em} Bends:
A Goul;BodySnatcher,
Untrustworthy,
Low Class,
Willing to do whatever for what little they may receive,if anything at all.
To Even Sell Dead Bodies.
Origins from Gangs of New York Mcgloin to Amsterdam Fight Scene.

Mcgloin to Amsterdam in Gangs of New York
"What Are You?
A Fiddle Um Bends?
Amsterdam"A Chizzler I Understand,What Was That?
A Fiddle Um Bends?I Don't Know What That Is,We Have Business.

by courageous14u December 11, 2019

Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.

The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.

by niquil November 9, 2021

Leaving the lid off the blender

To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.

Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.

by whatifweasel March 20, 2009

Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends

One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.

The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.

by antibender December 27, 2010