give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
by ponyjar November 26, 2022
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When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby
by pepsi puppy December 13, 2020
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A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.
So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth
Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting
by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017
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Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.
by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017
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