Bird Shit

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.

by Nomah1000 July 13, 2012

Shrek Bird

A sexual act involving a minimum of 4 participants, one of whom being a girl.
The 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously ejaculate 'filling' the female instantaneously. Thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.

dude 1: 'dude, shes fair hot'
dude 2: 'i reckon we should shrek bird her'
dude 1: 'ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: 'how bout garth?'

by BenderBendingRodríguez69 November 8, 2010

Duolingo Bird

Duolingo Bird is a murderous green grape that trys to teach you other languages. He does so by threatening you or a family member. His favourite language to teach is Spanish. He hates it when you break your streak. And for your safety, don't delete the app.

Person 1: Dude, have you seen my sister?
Person 2: She is with Duolingo Bird now

by SansFromUndertale May 24, 2019

Berdoo

Slang term for San Bernardino California. People moving into the area from the dust bowl of Oklahoma, Texas and Arkansas shortened San Bernardino to Berdoo.

Berdoo is east of L.A. on old highway 99 going out toward Palm Springs

by BloughMi July 6, 2014

ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.

Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.

by spikeyperson September 15, 2005

ooh ooh bird

small bird with two inch legs and two and a half inch balls and when it lands on the ground it goes ooh ooh

have you seen the ooh ooh bird today

by BigAnt March 28, 2008

bird person

A nutcase, often found browsing in New Age stores. There is a dispute among philologists whether the term originally referred to those who looked like birds or those feeding the birds.

Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.

That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.

by bird-man May 5, 2008