E-bert

A man-hoe,or a Metro-sexual, or tool.

Chuck Norris is an E-bert.

by Chuck Zarka April 18, 2011

Bernd

A Bernd (pronounced burnt) is a friend you wonder why you’re friends with but don’t regret having him as a friend. He is very autistic tho so watch out for that.

Guy 1: “Hey who’s the weird autistic kid there?”
Guy 2: “Idk, probably a Bernd judging from his autistic behavior.”

by DatYellowChinwa May 20, 2018

a bert

After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D

I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street

by Darling-Beau February 12, 2007

bernd höcke

One of the Afd (Alternative for Germany) officials.

Guck ma, das ist Bernd Höcke!

by RubbelDieKatz April 22, 2017

MCHC_Beatdown

Huge faggot who has horrible music taste.
faggot

Dude, hell no I'm not going to that Simple Plan concert! What do I look like MCHC_Beatdown?

by teehee April 15, 2005

baltimore beatdown

A maneuver consisting of ripping off someone's arms and legs and beating them to death with them during sex.

I'll be your boyfriend....after I give you the Baltimore beatdown.

by tsuru January 5, 2009

bert

another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie

hey, i can i get a bert from you?

by italianstallionmb August 19, 2010