When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.
Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!
sometimes people of a certain age tend to look back at their lives and convince themselves that they have become "have beens" that the best times are behind them
sometimes these people may have to laugh at their thoughts and turn into "will bes"
Hey i missed you
Where when No, i mean i missed you and i have missed you and i have been missing you and i had missed you and i am missing you and i miss you and i am going to miss you and i will have been missing you and i
OK OK
When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.
jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."